YourMother

Tiger-parent voice clip yells at you when you stray to a non-approved site. A focus tool disguised as a comedy bit.

FOCUS TOOL / WEBSITE BLOCKER / PRODUCTIVITY EXTENSION Tired of losing hours to Reddit, Twitter, or YouTube? YourMother is a distraction blocker that actually works — because it yells at you. YourMother is a Chrome extension that yells at you in your mother's voice when you procrastinate. HOW IT WORKS 1. Click the YourMother icon, add the websites you actually need for your work (Google Docs, GitHub, Notion, etc.) 2. Flip the toggle on 3. The moment you switch to a tab that ISN'T on your list, a tiger-parent voice clip starts yelling at you 4. It keeps yelling — different clips, never the same one twice in a row — until you go back to work It's a focus tool disguised as a comedy bit. The clips are dramatic, specific, and unhinged in the way only a deeply disappointed tiger parent can be: "Your cousin is a doctor." "Did I raise you for this?" "Even the dog works harder than you." "Put it DOWN. Put the phone DOWN!" "Do you love your mother? ...No, you don't." PRIVACY No accounts. No tracking. Nothing leaves your computer. • Your approved-sites list is stored locally in your browser • The audio clips ship bundled inside the extension — no streaming • We don't see what sites you visit • We don't collect anything (your mom does, though) WHO IT'S FOR Procrastinators. People who can recognize themselves in the line "I sacrificed everything for you, and this is what you do with it." People who need an absurd, specific intervention rather than a polite "are you sure you want to leave this tab?" dialog. Open source on GitHub: github.com/romeohazel/yourmother