Trench Brake

One-click panic lockout, session timer & touch-grass reminders for meme coin traders.

Trench Brake is a free Chrome extension that helps meme coin traders stop before they blow their account. If you've ever rage-bought after a loss, sat in front of Axiom for 4 hours straight, or woken up wondering why your wallet is empty — this is for you. ONE-CLICK PANIC LOCKOUT 🛑 Hit a button and your entire screen goes black. Instantly. Choose your lockout: 5 minutes, 15 minutes, 30 minutes, 1 hour, 4 hours, or 24 hours. No typing. No prompts. No "are you sure?" — just locked. To cancel early, you have to get through two confirmation dialogs. Tilt-you won't make it through both. SESSION TIMER ⏱ Tracks how long you've been on the platform. Visible on-page and in the popup. Color-coded: gold (normal), orange (1 hour+), red (2 hours+). That color change hits different when you realize you've been staring at charts since midnight. TOUCH GRASS REMINDERS 🌿 Every 30 minutes (configurable), a popup slides in reminding you to take a break. Messages like "You've been in the trenches for 2 hours. Take a breather." Two buttons: dismiss it or instantly lock yourself out. Sometimes you just need someone to tell you to stop. COMING SOON: - Cooldown timer before every buy (30-60 second forced pause) - Reflection prompts ("Are you chasing a loss right now?") - Trade count limits per session and daily - SOL spending caps - Session reports WHAT IT DOES NOT DO: - Does not touch your wallet or funds - Does not collect any data — ever - Does not make network requests - Does not interfere with sell buttons - All settings stay on your device Works on Axiom (axiom.trade), Pump.fun, and PumpPortal. Compatible with Chrome, Brave, and Edge. Free. Open source. Built by degens, for degens.