Tab Panic

60 seconds of browser chaos. Shoot your actual tab and destroy alerts before Chrome crashes!

Tab Panic turns your browser tab into a cartoon chaos zone. Click the icon and fake Chrome alerts start flooding the screen — cookie banners, update nags, “Allow notifications?” traps, the works. You’ve got 60 seconds to destroy them with your mouse and weapons (hammer, gun, machine gun, RPG, even a nuke) before 15 popups pile up and your tab “crashes.” Watch out: some buttons are traps — click “Accept All” and you’ll spawn even more. Survive the minute (or don’t) and get a personalized roast of how you did. It’s quick, silly, and weirdly satisfying — like stress-testing your tab, but you’re the one winning. Press ESC anytime to bail. Optional Groq key in settings for AI roasts; otherwise you still get pre-written burns.