Overview
Track how far you scroll every day — in pixels, meters, bananas, giraffes, and pure regret. Ever wonder how far your thumb has…
Track how far you scroll every day — in pixels, meters, bananas, giraffes, and pure regret. Ever wonder how far your thumb has traveled today? Scroll Damage Report tracks your scrolling across all websites and turns mindless scrolling into hilarious, measurable stats. Because if you’re going to procrastinate… you might as well quantify it. 🔥 What it does ✅ Live scroll tracking on every site Pixels update in real time as you scroll — YouTube, X, blogs, docs, dashboards… everything. ✅ Instant unit conversions Your scrolling is translated into: 📏 meters & kilometers 🍌 bananas 🦒 giraffes 🐑 sheep 🐜 ants 🏢 buildings 🌍 planets 😔 existential regrets 🎬 anime arcs 🚪 times you should’ve gone outside …and 40+ ridiculous units that scale as you scroll. ✅ Daily Scroll Damage Report Open the popup anytime to see: Total pixels Real-world distance Current absurd unit comparison ✅ Share-worthy stats One click → generates a random funny message based on how much you scrolled. Share directly to X (Twitter) Or copy text and shame yourself privately ✅ Fake productivity achieved Numbers go up. Brain gets dopamine. Mission accomplished. 🤡 Example Share Messages “I scrolled 6.52 meters today. That’s 1.19 giraffes of wasted potential. I regret nothing. (I regret everything.)” “Today I scrolled the length of 14 bananas. Nature is disappointed in me.” “My thumb traveled farther than my life goals today.” (New message every time you press Share.) 🔐 Privacy Friendly (Very Important) ❌ No ads ❌ No trackers ❌ No data collection ❌ No accounts ✅ All scroll data stays locally in your browser We don’t know who you are. We only know you scroll too much.
Details
- Version1.5
- UpdatedJanuary 30, 2026
- Size31.8KiB
- LanguagesEnglish
- Developer
Email
aditya.aot.11@gmail.com - Non-traderThis developer has not identified itself as a trader. For consumers in the European Union, please note that consumer rights do not apply to contracts between you and this developer.
Privacy
This developer declares that your data is
- Not being sold to third parties, outside of the approved use cases
- Not being used or transferred for purposes that are unrelated to the item's core functionality
- Not being used or transferred to determine creditworthiness or for lending purposes
