EAR-i Parser

Convert messy text to EAR-i© format: E: A: R: I@ with editable fields

Turn chaos into structure — right from the page you're reading. Select any messy text — an incident report, a meeting note, an email, a Slack thread, a job posting — right-click, and choose "Parse to EAR-i." One click atomizes it into a deterministic four-line schema built for humans and AI systems to read the same way, every time: E: [Entity#ID] A: [Fact1] ; [Fact2] ; [Fact3] R: [Cause] | [Effect] I@ [Owner]: [Action] ; By: [Deadline] ; Where: [Place/Tool] ⚙️ Why it's different Most "text cleanup" extensions these days just wrap an AI API and hope for the best. EAR-i™ doesn't. It runs entirely in your browser — no API calls, no accounts, no data leaves your machine, no hallucinated facts. What it finds, it finds for real. What it doesn't find, it leaves blank on purpose: a blank field means the source text didn't say who owns this or by when — which is exactly the gap you need to notice, not one an AI should quietly paper over for you. 🚀 See it work Raw input: "John reviewed server logs for bug #402 on Saturday. Disk usage reached 99%, which caused the API to crash. Need Sarah to clean up log files by Monday using SSH." EAR-i™ output: E: [Bug#402] A: [Server logs reviewed by John] ; [Disk usage at 99%] R: [High disk usage] | [API crash] I@ [Sarah]: [Clean up log files] ; By: [Monday] ; Where: [SSH] 🎯 Built for - Incident reports and postmortems - Meeting notes that need to become action items - Rambling emails that need to become ticket-ready structure - Structuring messy input before you hand it to an AI prompt - Anywhere "who owns this, and by when" keeps getting lost in prose 🛠️ Highlights - One right-click from any selected text on any webpage - Editable fields before you copy — you always get the final say - Deterministic regex engine: no AI, no data leaves your browser, no surprises - Clean, minimal popup for fast copy-paste into tickets, docs, or chat © 2026 Mario Havel Olivieri. All rights reserved. EAR-i™ | chaos<comms™ is a trademark of Mario Havel Olivieri.