Procrastination Tax Office

Counts your tabs, blocks ads, tracks social-media time, and issues official-looking excuses — with bureaucratic humor.

Turn your browser habit into an official administrative proceeding. Procrastination Tax Office (Tab Tax) is a lighthearted productivity dashboard crafted in the aesthetic of vintage bureaucratic stationery, archival ledgers, and classic typewriters. It quietly audits your browsing sessions, keeps you conscious of tab overload, blocks distracting ads, tracks time spent on distracting websites, and issues official-looking certificates justifying why you didn't get any work done today. WHAT THE TAX OFFICE MONITORS Form T-1: Tab Ledger & 7-Day Activity Sparkline - Tallies tabs opened today, this week, and all-time. - Displays a Mon–Sun 7-day mini bar chart highlighting your peak tab-opening day of the week. - Assesses a symbolic fine ($0.54 per 100 tabs) and translates your weekly tab count into an equivalent number of standard paperback books. - Declare "Tab Bankruptcy" or "Back Burner (Snooze)" with one click to sweep away open tabs into a local archive and restore them whenever you are ready. Form A-2: Ad-Block Auditing & Per-Site Shield - Built-in ad & tracker blocking powered by Chrome's Declarative Net Request engine plus cosmetic cleanup. - Counts ads neutralized today, this week, and all-time, estimating time saved and neural bandwidth preserved. - Includes a one-click per-site whitelist toggle when you want to pause filtering on a specific domain. Form P-3: Procrastination & Time-Waster Registry - Tracks active foreground minutes spent on distracting entertainment and social media websites only while the tab is visible and focused. - Displays a Mon–Sun 7-day time chart and identifies your top time-wasting domain of the week. - Fully customizable registry: add or remove any domain in your personal list at any time. Form R-4: Civil Service Table of Ranks & Fiscal Receipt - Unlock 8 satirical civil-service ranks as your statistics grow. - Print or copy a vintage stamped thermal receipt summarizing your weekly tab, ad, and time audit. Certificate of Valid Excuse (New Tab Page) - Replaces the blank New Tab page with a clean bureaucratic desk featuring a live clock, search bar with autocomplete suggestions, quick-access links, and an interactive excuse generator with official rubber stamps. Right-Click HD Image Downloader - Right-click any image to download or copy it in its highest original resolution (HD), with an option to bypass right-click blockers on protected images. PRIVACY FIRST All counters, tab archives, and settings are stored 100% locally in your browser (chrome.storage.local) and are never transmitted to any external server.