The Procrastinator

Say what you should be doing. Open a site you flagged and a personality roasts you back to work — funny, never spying.

Open YouTube "for one second." Three videos later, your deadline is closer and you're further away. The Procrastinator fixes that — by calling you out. You tell it what you SHOULD be doing. You pick the sites that eat your time. The moment you open one, a personality appears and confronts you — using only your task, the site you opened, and how long you've been there. No lectures. Just a very pointed, very funny reality check. ► HOW IT WORKS 1. Declare your task — "Finish the deck." 2. Pick your distractions — YouTube, Reddit, Instagram, or any site. 3. Get called out — the moment you slip, your chosen personality steps in. 4. Choose — back to work, snooze for a real break, or lock yourself in. ► MEET THE CAST - 🧙‍♀️ Mother-in-Law (free) — "I gave you my blessing. I'd like a refund." - 🪖 Drill Sergeant (free) — "Drop. Give me that report. NOW." - 👺 The Gremlin (Pro) — "Your to-do list isn't a plan anymore. It's a memorial service." - 💅 The Needy Girlfriend (Pro) — "So you have time for YouTube but not for ME?" - 💼 HR from Hell (Pro) — "I'm initiating a Performance Improvement Plan. Step one: literally anything." The lines get sharper the longer you linger, and they use what's happening right now — your third visit today, that it's 11pm, how fast you caved. It's funny because it's specific. ► 🔒 LOCK-IN FOCUS SESSIONS (Pro) Start a 25, 50, or 90-minute Lock-In and every distraction is hard-blocked — no snooze, no "stay anyway," no off switch — until the timer runs out. ► THE ANTI-SPYWARE PROMISE Most focus tools watch everything you do. This one is built to be incapable of it. It uses ONLY: the task you typed, which of your own configured sites is open, how long you've been there, and the personality you chose. It NEVER reads page text, posts, DMs, or searches. It never knows which video or page you're on. It takes no screenshots. It sends nothing to any server — there is no server. No account, no cloud, no tracking. ► FREE vs PRO Free is a complete tool: two personalities, all intervention styles, snooze, your private focus stats, and full privacy. Pro ($5.79, one-time — no subscription, ever) unlocks every personality, Lock-In focus sessions, and future personality packs. Built by Lazy Savant. Do less. Know more. 🐂