Jesty

Meet Jesty! The companion you need that roasts your browsing, keeps you focused, and rewards you with games and collectibles.

Jesty is a character that lives in your browser, reads your open tabs, and delivers short, brutally honest roasts about your browsing habits. Every new tab opens with a personalized roast — no two are the same. Jesty picks up on what you're doing, when you're doing it, and exactly how many tabs you're hoarding. #FEATURES Personalized Roasts Open a new tab and get roasted. Jesty reads your tabs, picks up context (late-night shopping? 47 tabs open? YouTube rabbit hole?) and delivers a one-liner with attitude. Talk Back Disagree? Open the side panel and argue. Jesty has a full chat personality and won't back down easily. 15 Expressions Jesty reacts with mood-matched expressions — from smug to melting to dead inside. Your browsing habits decide which face you get. 6 Color Themes Pick your Jesty: Lime, Pink, Sky, Purple, Mint, or Peach. Your choice syncs across every surface. Stay Focused Built-in focus timer with distraction blocking. Jesty watches your tabs and keeps you honest. Includes notes, ambient sounds, and a floating timer on every page. Collectible Card Premium users get a personalized trading card with an AI-generated "Autopsy" — a full paragraph breakdown of your browsing soul. Shareable and downloadable. Mini-Games Memory Match, Tab Quiz, and Roast Trivia — three games that earn XP and unlock accessories. Accessories Hats, glasses, and cosmetics for your Jesty. Unlock them by leveling up. Tasks Create tasks with checklists. Jesty suggests tab-closing challenges for extra XP. #TIERS Suspect (Free) — 8 roasts/day, 7 expressions, focus time, basic accessories Guilty ($5 once) — Unlimited roasts, 10 expressions, tasks, games, XP, trading card Sentenced ($5/mo) — 13 expressions, premium accessories, priority features #PRIVACY Jesty processes tab titles and URLs to generate roasts. Data is sent through a secure proxy to generate responses and is never stored on our servers. No analytics, no ads, no tracking. Full privacy policy: https://github.com/antmgarcia/Jesty/blob/master/privacy.html