Corn Protector

Not an adult-content blocker: it blocks the state of Iowa, where the only good thing is corn, and shows 💩 instead.

Not an adult-content blocker. Corn Protector blocks the state of Iowa, where the only good thing is corn. Because protecting you from corny reminders is the best thing we can do. Install it and every mention of Iowa on the web turns into 💩: the state's name, Iowans, the Hawkeye State, IA when it's used as a state code, Iowa's towns and counties, its ZIP codes and phone area codes, and its colleges and teams. A town that shares its name with one in another state is only replaced when Iowa is right next to it, so Waterloo the battle is safe. It's a joke. Nobody is expected to pay for anything. Free, forever • Iowa becomes 💩 everywhere you browse, including text that loads later • Leaves forms, text you type, editable areas and code alone • Turn it off for any site from the toolbar button • Fast on big pages, and it never sends your pages anywhere Plus, $1.99 a month • Swap 💩 for 🌽, 🫏, 🐂 or an emoji of your own • A counter of how much Iowa you dodged, and your Iowa-free streak • Hide headlines and search results about Iowa entirely • The Corn page: your streak and a corn fact Platinum, $99.99 a WEEK • Replace any word or first name you choose, too • The variation finder: type "Anna" and it suggests Annalee, Audrianna, Annabelle (plus Ann, Anne, Annie) • First names and words only. No surnames, photos or details about anyone, and nothing is filled in for you Plus and Platinum are bought on Reverse Swear Jar's secure Stripe checkout; cancel any time. Corn Protector isn't affiliated with the State of Iowa or any school or team.