Impulse Blocker 2000

A humorous impulse-buy deterrent that makes you think twice before shopping.

Ever find yourself scrolling through online stores, adding things to your cart, and maybe thinking, “I’m probably spending too much, but… I need this?” You’re not alone, friend. The Impulse Blocker 2000 is here to help! This clever little extension acts like your online shopping conscience, gently reminding you that perhaps, just perhaps, you don't need that 12th pair of shoes or that random gadget. Every time you visit a shopping site, it's there... subtly judging your choices, whispering, "Are you sure?" (Okay, maybe more like yelling, but in a polite, digital way). But hey, we get it. Sometimes, a little retail therapy is necessary. That’s why you can always turn off the blocker—but there’s a catch! You’ll have to admit, by typing, “I am a shopaholic.” It's a small price to pay for that sweet, sweet retail freedom. Oh, and did we mention? Donations to keep the Impulse Blocker 2000 running always come back multiplied. 😉 So, if you want to do your part for the cause (and maybe feel a little less guilty about that shopping spree), hit that donation button instead of the buy button!