Freedom Units — Anything But Metric

Turn ordinary measurements into football fields, hot dogs, bald eagles, and other gloriously unnecessary units.

Turn ordinary measurements into ridiculous but mathematically consistent American comparisons. FEATURES • Convert lengths, weights, volumes, areas, speeds, times, and temperatures • Get five immediately visible results from more than 100 units including football fields, hot dogs, bald eagles, DMV visits, Texas, and more • Highlight a measurement on a webpage and convert it from the right-click menu • Scan the active page on demand and click highlighted measurements for instant conversions • Shuffle funny units, copy the complete joke, or save a meme directly from the page card • Shuffle a scale-balanced mix of tiny, everyday, and absurdly enormous comparisons • Use Surprise me to explore more than 30 example measurements across every category • Copy individual results or the complete joke • Save a shareable 1200×630 meme card HOW TO USE 1. Open the extension and enter a measurement such as “100 meters” or “12 kg” 2. Read all five ridiculous results immediately 3. Shuffle, copy the result, or save it as a meme card OR 1. Open the extension and and clicking "Scan Page" 2. Click on measurement to see result.