I Hate Small Talk

Reply suggestions for workplace small talk — so you never freeze again.

It's Monday. Slack: "Hey! How was your weekend? 😊" You stare. You type. You delete. You stare again. I Hate Small Talk gives you three ready-to-send replies the moment small talk lands — Low energy, Medium energy, High energy. Tap one. It lands in your composer. Press Enter. The coworker gets a reply. You get your focus back. Works on Slack, Teams, Gmail, and Outlook web — in your browser, not in desktop apps. ── How it works ── • Detects workplace small talk automatically (how was your weekend, happy Monday, etc.) • Shows a floating card with 3 reply options, sorted by how much social energy you have right now • You choose, it fills the composer. You send. Done. • Tap "×" if it reads the room wrong — it learns. ── Privacy ── Everything runs on your device. Your messages never leave your browser. No accounts, no servers, no data collected — ever. ── Permissions ── This extension reads messages on Slack, Teams, Gmail, and Outlook web to detect small talk. It cannot auto-send, access your history, or see any other sites.