Hydra Squire

Your personal Victorian era hydration companion.

Meet Hydra Squire: Hydration with a Touch of Class. Tired of boring, robotic reminders? Hydra Squire is the gentlemanly (or ladylike) assistant dedicated to your health. It doesn't just beep at you; it politely reminds you to "partake of the waters" with Victorian charm and modern precision. Whether you are "Sir" or "Madame," Hydra Squire calculates your ideal daily water goal and ensures you stay productive, focused, and healthy—without overdoing it. 💧 Key Features: 🎩 Personalized Greetings: Setup your profile to be addressed by name and title (Sir/Madame). The interface greets you with a touch of elegance every time you check your progress. 🧠 Smart Goals: Automatically calculates your daily water limit based on your body or lets you set a custom target. 🛡️ Safety First: Unlike other trackers, Hydra Squire cares about your safety. It includes an Overhydration Guard that warns you if you drink too fast (more than 3 cups in an hour). 📊 Dynamic Visuals: Watch your hydration ring fill up dynamically as you drink. The minimalist interface turns from blue to green when you hit your goal, or red if you exceed safe limits. 📜 Victorian Wisdom: Enjoy a rotating selection of witty, vintage quotes about productivity and health to keep you motivated. 🔔 Intelligent Reminders: Runs quietly in the background and notifies you only when it's time for your next glass. 🔒 Privacy Policy: Your health data belongs to you. Hydra Squire operates 100% offline. All your stats (weight, name, water history) are stored locally on your device via Chrome Storage. We do not track you, and we do not send data to the cloud. Stay moist, stay productive. Download Hydra Squire today.