hooman

Write like a human, everywhere. Unbot your writing, roast replies, or ask about any page.

Does everything you read sound like it was written by a robot in a very tight collar? Same. hooman fetches your text, gives it a good shake, and drops it at your feet sounding like an actual person wrote it. Baw baw! Highlight anything, anywhere, and hooman hoomanizes it before you can finish saying "delve." No more "delve." No more "in today's fast-paced world." No more em dashes multiplying in your sentences like fleas. Good boy. Good text. 🐾 THREE TRICKS. ONE SHORTCUT. ZERO SLOP. Detox: Unbot your writing. Highlight the stuff that reads like a chatbot wrote it while wearing a tie. hooman hoomanizes it and gives it back with a pulse. Pick your breed: Ghost (quiet, no fingerprints, suspiciously well behaved), Casual (tail wagging, zero effort), or CEO (short, sharp, will absolutely bite). Roast: Replies that sound like you. Got a draft so stiff it could be used as a stick? Throw it. hooman brings it back better. Pick your tone and length, regenerate till it slaps. Baw baw! Decode: Ask about any page. Dense article? Nine paragraphs where two would do? Ask hooman about the page, or just the bit you highlighted, and get a straight answer with no throat clearing. Flip on Galaxy Brain when the thing you're reading is genuinely evil. Big brain. Big ears. Same energy. WHY HOOMAN It's got the nose for it. Em dashes. "Delve." "It's not just X, it's Y." The fake enthusiasm. The relentless rule of three. hooman sniffs out the actual patterns that make writing smell like a language model, then buries them in the yard. It lives everywhere. Gmail, Docs, LinkedIn, X, Notion, your CMS, that one cursed internal tool. If you can highlight it, hooman can fix it. Very good boy. Extremely off leash. FREE AND PRO Free: 10 Detoxes, 10 Roasts, 10 Decodes a day. Fast models. No card, no catch, no vet bills. Pro ($2.99/mo): Caps gone. Smarter models. Galaxy Brain unlocked. Cheaper than a bag of treats and considerably more useful. PRIVACY, IN PLAIN ENGLISH hooman only sees the text you hand it, and only when you ask. We don't keep it after you get your answer. hooman is a very good boy and does not chew on things that aren't his. Voice dictation never leaves your machine. We don't sell your data. We don't even want it. Full policy below, written like a human, obviously. Stop sounding like a language model. Go be a person. Baw baw. 🐕