Angry Goose

A goose that judges you when you waste time. The longer you stay, the angrier she gets. HONK.

A goose that judges you when you waste time. Most focus tools slam a door in your face. Angry Goose doesn't block you. She watches you. Open a video feed at 2pm on a Tuesday and she slides up from the bottom of the screen with a polite, slightly passive-aggressive question. Ignore her, and she gets angrier. And angrier. 🪿 HOW SHE GETS ANGRY • Level 1, "Hmm." She appears and judges you. • Level 2, 30 seconds: she pauses your video and blurs the page. • Level 3, 1 minute: bigger, louder, and things on the page start going wrong. • Level 4, 2 minutes: full goose rage. Shaking, honking, chaos. Only time you can actually see counts, and it carries on across reloads, so refreshing or reopening the tab within ten minutes won't reset her. ✅ SHE NEVER LOCKS YOU OUT There is always an "I'll close it" button. You can snooze (it gets shorter every time you use it: 5, then 2, then 1 minute a day), switch a site off for the day, or turn her off completely. If you want no mercy, Strict Mode removes snoozing. 🎭 PICK HER VOICE Same escalation, different attitude: Classic, Disappointed Mum ("I'm not angry. I'm just surprised."), British ("I am absolutely livid. Appalling."), Coach ("Champions don't scroll. Champions SHIP."), and NPC ("Press E to close tab."). 📈 SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING Honks today vs yesterday, a goose-free streak, a 7-day chart and six badges to earn. One click shares your stats to X if you want to. ⚙️ MADE TO BE USEFUL • Choose your own sites. A starter list of popular video, social and feed sites is ready to go, and you can add any other site. • Set work hours so she only turns up when you want her to. • Optional honk sound and an optional cursor chase, both off until you switch them on. • Export and import your settings. 🔒 PRIVATE BY DESIGN No accounts. No tracking. No analytics. No servers. Everything stays in your browser, and the extension makes no network requests of its own. When you add a site beyond the built-in list, Chrome asks for your permission first. Install her. Try to ignore her. HONK.