Deja Vu - You've Been Here Before

Surprising, dryly funny observations about your own browsing history. 100% local, nothing ever leaves your browser.

You've been here before. Deja Vu knows exactly how many times. Deja Vu reads your browsing history (locally, on your device, never uploaded anywhere) and reflects it back at you as short, dry, screenshot-worthy observations: 🛒 "You've visited the exact same Amazon page 7 times over 3 months and never bought it. Just buy it." 🔁 "You've searched 'how to exit vim' 4 times, roughly once every 3 weeks. The answer has not changed." 📰 "You've read 340 pages on this site. You are one of their most loyal readers, and they have absolutely no idea you exist." ✈️ "This is the 4th separate day you've spent looking at flights without booking any." 🌙 "19% of your browsing happens after midnight. Nothing on the internet improves after 2am." WHAT YOU GET 🪞 The popup: your top observations, computed from your last 90 days of history 📍 This Page: open the popup anywhere and see exactly how many times you've been to that page, and when it all started 📊 The Mirror: a full page report with your stats, your top haunts, your hour by hour browsing rhythm, and every observation we could responsibly generate 📋 A copy button on every card, because you will want to send some of these to the group chat THE OBSERVATIONS Deja Vu currently detects, among others: - The Unbought Item: that one product page you keep visiting like it's a museum exhibit - Search Amnesia: the question you keep asking the internet because the answer refuses to stick - The Loyal Reader: the publication you fund with attention and absolutely nothing else - Window Seat, No Ticket: flights researched, flights not taken - The Daily Pilgrimage: your social media attendance record - The Night Shift: what percentage of your life happens after midnight - The Goldfish Bookmark: the same Stack Overflow answer, rediscovered forever - The Ghost: that site you were obsessed with for two weeks and then dropped without explanation - The Rabbit Hole: your single day YouTube record - The Regular: your most visited page on the entire internet PRIVACY, SERIOUSLY Everything runs 100% locally in your browser. Deja Vu makes zero network requests. No servers, no analytics, no telemetry, no account, no third party SDKs. Your history never leaves your machine. The only person who will ever see these observations is you. What you do with that information is between you and your reflection. FREE AND PRO The core mirror is free, forever. Deja Vu Pro is coming soon with full year insights, deeper pattern detection, and your Year in Browsing annual report. You've been scrolling long enough. Install the mirror.