Dead Tab Shamer

Exposes the real cost of your tab addiction — RAM, money, CO₂, and shame.

💀 Dead Tab Shamer — The Guilt-Driven Productivity Tool Ever wonder what those 37 open tabs are actually costing you? Now you'll know — and you'll wish you didn't. Dead Tab Shamer calculates the real-time electricity cost, RAM consumption, and carbon footprint of your open tabs. It shames you with escalating severity levels and snarky comparisons until you finally close the ones you haven't touched in hours. Features: 💸 Real-time cost calculator — see your tab electricity bill tick up in $/€/£/kr per hour 🧠 RAM tracker — know exactly how much memory your tabs are devouring 🌍 CO₂ emissions — converted to relatable equivalents (breaths, km driven, kettles boiled) 🧟 Zombie detection — flags tabs untouched for 30+ minutes 🏆 Worst Offenders leaderboard — your costliest tabs ranked, one-click close ☠️ Purge button — mass-close all zombie tabs instantly 📊 Lifetime stats — total money wasted, peak tabs, CO₂ emitted since install 🐉 Hoarder Level — progress from "Minimalist Monk" to "Eldritch Tab God" 🎨 Beautiful dark UI with live-updating KPI dashboard Shame Levels: PRISTINE → NORMAL → CONCERNING → SHAMEFUL → DEGENERATE → UNHINGED → DIGITAL DRAGON Fully customizable: • Set your electricity rate, system wattage, and currency • Adjust estimated RAM per tab • Works globally — supports USD, EUR, GBP, and NOK Privacy first: • No data leaves your browser — ever • No accounts, no tracking, no analytics • All calculations happen locally using Chrome storage Close your tabs. Save the planet. Reclaim your RAM.