Dead Slow — New Tab

Play Dead Slow, a slow-cycling balance game, on every new tab. Works offline.

Turn every new tab into a quick, addictive game. Dead Slow is a slow-cycling balance game with a twist most racing games don't have: the SLOWEST rider wins. Go as slow as you dare without toppling over — the slower you crawl, the faster your score climbs, but the wobblier the bike gets. Pedal to steady yourself, ease off to score, lean into the curves, and see how far you can survive. • Open a new tab → instant game, no loading • Works fully OFFLINE — no connection needed • One-more-run scoring that chases your best • Curved tracks, a road-ahead minimap, and a big speed readout • Keyboard friendly: ← → to steer, ↑ to pedal • Light & dark themes (follows your browser by default) No sign-up. No ads. No tracking. Your best score is saved on your own device.