Overview
Drop any page to Cynical Sally. She'll tell you what everyone's thinking but nobody's saying.
Meet Sally, she's not impressed. Cynical Sally lives in your browser now. That landing page you're proud of? She has notes. Your LinkedIn profile? Oh, she has thoughts. That recipe blog with 47 paragraphs before the actual recipe? She's been waiting for this moment. How it works: Click Sally in your toolbar. She takes one look at whatever you're browsing and tells you what everyone's thinking but nobody's saying. Websites, profiles, portfolios, articles, online stores, nothing is safe, everything is fair game. What Sally roasts: - Websites & landing pages: "Bold choice putting your mission statement in Comic Sans energy" - Social profiles, he sees through the humble brags - Online stores, she'll tell you if that product page is selling dreams or delusions - Articles & blogs, if the take is lukewarm, she'll let you know - Literally anything in your browser, if you can see it, Sally can judge it Why install Sally? Because the internet is full of things that need to be said out loud. Sally says them, sharp, honest, and surprisingly insightful. Behind every roast is a real take. She's not mean for the sake of it. She's mean because she cares. Kind of. She roasts everything you love, with love. One click. One roast. Zero mercy.
Details
- Version1.0.0
- UpdatedMarch 28, 2026
- Size1.15MiB
- LanguagesEnglish (United States)
- DeveloperThomas GeelensWebsite
Putstraat 28 Amstenrade 6436 BV NLEmail
hello@lifthill.studioPhone
+31 6 31681116 - TraderThis developer has identified itself as a trader per the definition from the European Union and committed to only offer products or services that comply with EU laws.
Privacy
Cynical Sally has disclosed the following information regarding the collection and usage of your data. More detailed information can be found in the developer's privacy policy.
Cynical Sally handles the following:
This developer declares that your data is
- Not being sold to third parties, outside of the approved use cases
- Not being used or transferred for purposes that are unrelated to the item's core functionality
- Not being used or transferred to determine creditworthiness or for lending purposes
Support
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