ClearSkies — Corporate Jargon Translator

Decodes corporate buzzwords on any page — or makes them shake — and turns plain English into insufferable consultant-speak.

ClearSkies decodes corporate jargon in real time and, if you'd rather have the last laugh, does the reverse too. Turn on Decode mode on any page and jargon like "circle back," "boil the ocean," or "move the needle" gets a plain-English translation on hover. Turn on Turbulence mode instead and the same jargon shakes as you scroll, with a seatbelt-sign badge warning you how bad the page really is — Light chop, Moderate turbulence, or Severe turbulence, brace for impact. Written something jargon-heavy yourself? Select any text, right-click, and choose "Corporate-ify" to see it rewritten in full consultant-speak. What it does: • Decode mode — highlights jargon on any page with plain-English translations on hover • Turbulence mode — same detection, shown as a shake animation and a live jargon-density badge • Corporate-ify — rewrites selected text into buzzword-heavy corporate speak If you've ever sat through a meeting and wanted to underline every "synergy" in red, this might make your day.