bossdetox.ing

A private workplace companion for calm, clarity and professional responses. Free. Local. No AI.

Toxic boss? Keep your soul. Keep your paycheck. bossdetox.ing is a free side panel for bad days at work. Name what your boss is doing, get a calm line to say and a reply to send in writing, keep receipts, and pull a tarot card while you're at it. What's inside • Name the threat. Twenty classics, from the moving goalpost to the meeting about the meeting. Tap one for a line to say out loud and a line to write in the email. Tap Read more under any line for a short reflection. • Pick your rock. Yellow Rock is warm. Grey Rock is boring on purpose. Firm Rock says no, politely. • Your boss's signature move. Name it in the Bestiary, write your comeback, and it joins the grid. • Pull a card. One card a day from a 78-card corporate deck: public-domain paintings turned stickers, each with a one-line reading, a short reflection and one next step. • Your boss's horoscope. The real moon and planets, calculated on your device. For fun. • The Grimoire keeps receipts. A private calendar of what happened and when, encrypted with your passphrase. • Hide in plain sight. The toolbar icon is a plain magnifying glass by default. You can switch it to another neutral icon (mail, calendar, chart, folder) or a monkey. Alt+Shift+O opens the panel; Alt+Shift+X blanks it and locks history. Privacy, in plain words • Zero network requests. The extension's security policy blocks them. • No account, no AI, no ads, no analytics. • History is optional, encrypted with your passphrase (AES-GCM) and stored only in your browser. Lose the passphrase, lose the history. • The limits are real: a managed work laptop, monitoring software or screen sharing can still see your screen. This is a coping tool for a bad day at work, not therapy or legal advice. If you're dealing with threats, harassment or danger: https://bossdetox.ing/support/ Open source (MIT): https://github.com/bossdetox-ing/bossdetoxing