Slop Goggles — LinkedIn AI Slop Filter

See through the AI slop on LinkedIn. Flag it with a score, hide it, or roast it — and see how much of your feed is machine-made.

LinkedIn is drowning in AI slop — the "delve"s, the "in today's fast-paced world"s, the "it's not just X, it's Y"s, the 🧵 threads, the "comment GROWTH and I'll send it," the emoji-bulleted broetry that all reads exactly the same. Slop Goggles puts a pair of goggles on your feed so you can see it coming. As you scroll, Slop Goggles scores each post for the tell-tale signs of machine-written filler and gives it a slop score from 0 to 100 — right in your browser. Then it does whatever you tell it to: 🚩 FLAG — badge suspected slop with its score. Nothing hidden. Click any badge to see exactly which tells it caught. 🙈 HIDE — collapse likely slop behind a "show anyway" button and declutter your feed. 🔥 ROAST — overwrite likely slop with AI SLOP AI SLOP AI SLOP. Deeply satisfying. Very screenshot-able. Built for LinkedIn, where the slop runs thickest. WHY IT'S DIFFERENT • It shows its work. Every score breaks down into named signals — vocabulary tells, over-connected transitions, engagement bait, hashtag stuffing, listicle broetry — so you're never staring at a mystery number. • It's conservative. Real human writing almost never trips it — we'd rather miss a bit of slop than roast your friend's honest post. • It runs on your device. The slop score is computed locally. No post content leaves your browser for the free features. • You're in control. Hit "Not slop — trust this account" on anyone's badge and Slop Goggles remembers it and stops flagging them. Your call, not ours. SLOP WATCH (optional) Turn on Slop Watch to send the slop you catch to a public leaderboard — a live wall of shame ranking the accounts posting the most AI filler. Author names are redacted in your browser before anything is sent, and you can turn it off anytime. DEEP SCAN (optional) Want proof, not a heuristic? Deep Scan sends a post you pick to a real AI-text detector and returns an AI-probability. Two free scans to try it; Pro unlocks more. PRO Pay once, keep it forever — $9.99. No subscription. Pro unlocks unlimited on-device filtering plus a generous monthly allotment of Deep Scans. NEW IN 1.2.0 • Broader detection — now catches lead-magnet bait, thread/bookmark bait, "after N years…" openers, hashtag stuffing, and arrow-bullet broetry. • "Not slop" button — one click to trust an account and stop flagging it. • Sturdier badges — flags stay put even when LinkedIn re-renders your feed. Slop Goggles detects the house style of mass-produced AI text — not the identity of an author. Scores are estimates, not proof.