Annoying Dino

A mischievous dinosaur (and his dinosaur friends) roams any webpage — chasing your cursor, laying eggs, and delivering dino jokes.

🦖 A DINOSAUR. ON YOUR WEBPAGE. WHY? BECAUSE HE CAN. Annoying Dino puts a mischievous animated dinosaur on any website you visit. He wanders around, chases your cursor, lays mysterious eggs, delivers dino joke cards, roars at nothing in particular, and occasionally takes a nap right in the middle of your reading. He also brought friends. 🦕 WHAT HE DOES: • Roams the page and leaves fading footprints wherever he stomps • Chases your mouse pointer — and when he catches it, he'll either CHOMP or tail-BONK you • Lays eggs. Some hatch into baby dinosaur friends who follow him around. Some are just yolk. • Wanders offscreen and returns carrying an original dino joke card (drag it anywhere, or close it) • Roars, chats, and naps with little speech bubbles • Gets bopped when you click him (he has opinions about this) • Occasional pterodactyl flybys, because the sky was feeling left out 🎩 DRESS HIM UP: Pick a hat from the popup — party hat, top hat, cowboy hat, crown, or horns. He wears it with dignity. Mostly. ⚙️ SETTINGS: Toggle sound effects, dinosaur friends, joke deliveries, and cursor chasing independently. All settings sync with your Chrome profile. 🖥️ HOW TO USE: 1. Visit any regular website (the dino can't roam Chrome system pages or a blank tab) 2. Click the Annoying Dino icon in your extensions bar and press "START DINO" 3. To send him away, press "VAPORIZE DINO" 🔊 SOUND NOTE: Browsers require you to interact with a page (click or press a key) before any extension may play audio — the dino's sounds kick in after your first click on the page. All sound and animation pause automatically when you switch to another tab. 🔒 PRIVACY: No data collection. No analytics. No network requests. Everything happens locally in your browser. See the privacy policy for details. 📅 VERSION HISTORY: === Version 1.0.0 === - Initial release: wandering, cursor chase (chomp/bonk), egg laying, hatching baby friends, pterodactyl flybys, joke card deliveries, five hats, speech bubbles, footprints, bop-on-click, per-feature settings Made with tiny arms and big dreams. #DHSeaDev