9witz – Video Download & Ranks for 9GAG

Download 9GAG videos, open images as JPG, hide ads and see every account's age as a military rank. Free, no tracking.

Everything 9GAG forgot. 9witz adds the buttons 9GAG never shipped, plus a military rank for every account so you know who you're arguing with. VIDEO DOWNLOAD & CONTROLS Every video and GIF gets a real control bar: play, seek, volume, playback speed. The download button saves the clip under the post's title instead of aYx8Wq2_460sv.mp4. OPEN JPG Saved a meme and nothing can open it? One click opens any image as a plain JPG in a new tab. ACCOUNT-AGE RANKS Next to every username, in comments, under posts and on profiles: a rank based on how old the account is. 15 ranks from Officer Cadet to Emperor, based on the legendary 9GAG rank infographic. That "long-time 9GAGer" with a 3-day-old account? Now you'll see it. AND MORE • Hover over a commenter's avatar to see it big • Hides the ad sidebar and in-feed ad slots (cosmetic, not a full ad blocker) • Hide 9GAG's achievement badges if they clutter the comments • Your own account gets promoted, and a potato in uniform congratulates you • Every feature has its own switch in the popup PRIVATE BY DESIGN No servers, no accounts, no tracking, no ads. 9GAG already sends account creation dates to your browser; 9witz reads them right there. Nothing leaves your device. Free. About once a month a potato politely asks for a coffee on Ko-fi, and once for a store review. One switch turns both off. 9witz is an independent fan project and not affiliated with 9GAG.